In my quest to constantly be starting new recurring posts on here, here’s my newest: Right or Wrong. I’ll be examining, with my extraordinarily judgmental eyes, whether whatever thing each weeks celebrities have done is right or wrong. This week, we’ve got Conor McGregor decking an old man. Sorry about using a TMZ video, but… Continue reading

After watching a few episodes of old TV shows I came to a startling revelation, and that is that there were shockingly horny people on TV shows in the 90’s. Like, stuff that probably wouldn’t be OK by todays standards. And I don’t think that’s a comment on how soft people are today. I think… Continue reading

So I’ve been having this feeling for a while, that my nice little town is getting a little too big for its britches. Now don’t get me wrong, I love the area that I live, but I think we’re getting a little too fancy too quickly. Now what caused this… So I live in a… Continue reading

After watching the Mueller Report live on TV this week with it muted while porn blasted in the background, I feel like I now know how these investigations should go. And I’m going to come at these blogs much more aggressively, like the porn I was listening to the other day. Real rough stuff folks.… Continue reading

I have been absolutely dreading this one. To be honest I wanted to avoid it totally, being that Burger King is the shittiest and trashiest of all the fast food places. It’s a bastion of greasiness and donkey meat. But after being sent this picture a dozen or so time, I knew I had to… Continue reading

The new trailer for Top Gun came out and I’ll be honest, I’m rock hard. I’ve been waiting for a Top Gun II since the moment after I watched the original for the first time as a child. I honestly only have one wish, and that’s for there to be a scene like there was… Continue reading

My battle with bees has been very well documented amongst my group of friends, but I think it’s time I let the rest of the world in on what I’ve been dealing with my entire life. Let’s go… From a very early age, bees have always been a scumbag to me.  As a child I… Continue reading

Of course this is happening in Florida. Hard Rock is opening up a 450 foot hotel shaped like a guitar this October in Hollywood, Florida. The place is clearly going to be the Mecca for a lot of very, very lame people. Listen, I love architecture just as much as the next guy who is… Continue reading

Mangia! Mangia! For those of you who weren’t lucky enough to grow up with uncles who exclusively talk with their hands, that’s Italian for “Eat! Eat!” I grew up in an incredibly Italian family. We had pasta multiple times a week. At least seven fishes every Christmas Eve. And a few relatives who own waste… Continue reading

It’s been a while since my last poop related blog, and this one is a real doozie. OK, you’ve got my attention, go on… OK… My god. Imagine shitting so hard that your brain also takes a shit? Wild! Once again, another reason that I’m extremely grateful for having had diarrhea since seventh grade. I… Continue reading