If you’re grandma lives in Fairfield Connecticut, she might be having wilder sex than you are. Now when I read that I assumed what you guys are. Old people are getting together and having boring old people sex. Cool cool cool. Then I kept reading. My lord. Five men and one woman. I don’t want… Continue reading

We’re all adults here. We’ve all had some sex. Some of us better than others, none better than mine. I’m not saying I’m the best at sex, but I’ve had a great time every time someone has let me plow down with them. I’ll be honest, when I first hatched the brilliant idea for this… Continue reading

Was just scrolling through Reddit while making a fresh batch of poopie shits and stumbled across this absolute gem of a find. I seriously need this. As someone who very rarely has to be somewhere at a specific time, I think this would be perfect for me. Imagine just having it up in your house… Continue reading

In my quest to constantly be starting new recurring posts on here, here’s my newest: Right or Wrong. I’ll be examining, with my extraordinarily judgmental eyes, whether whatever thing each weeks celebrities have done is right or wrong. This week, we’ve got Conor McGregor decking an old man. Sorry about using a TMZ video, but… Continue reading

After watching a few episodes of old TV shows I came to a startling revelation, and that is that there were shockingly horny people on TV shows in the 90’s. Like, stuff that probably wouldn’t be OK by todays standards. And I don’t think that’s a comment on how soft people are today. I think… Continue reading

So I’ve been having this feeling for a while, that my nice little town is getting a little too big for its britches. Now don’t get me wrong, I love the area that I live, but I think we’re getting a little too fancy too quickly. Now what caused this… So I live in a… Continue reading

After watching the Mueller Report live on TV this week with it muted while porn blasted in the background, I feel like I now know how these investigations should go. And I’m going to come at these blogs much more aggressively, like the porn I was listening to the other day. Real rough stuff folks.… Continue reading

I have been absolutely dreading this one. To be honest I wanted to avoid it totally, being that Burger King is the shittiest and trashiest of all the fast food places. It’s a bastion of greasiness and donkey meat. But after being sent this picture a dozen or so time, I knew I had to… Continue reading

The new trailer for Top Gun came out and I’ll be honest, I’m rock hard. I’ve been waiting for a Top Gun II since the moment after I watched the original for the first time as a child. I honestly only have one wish, and that’s for there to be a scene like there was… Continue reading

My battle with bees has been very well documented amongst my group of friends, but I think it’s time I let the rest of the world in on what I’ve been dealing with my entire life. Let’s go… From a very early age, bees have always been a scumbag to me.  As a child I… Continue reading