ScotchSquatch

Jonah Hill, was recently on an episode of Smartless, where he dropped this insane quote.

“My favorite thing is people are like, ‘Oh, Jonah Hill, fucking fat guy from Superbad,’ and I’m like, ‘I would fucking annihilate you, dude. I’m not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who’s got it?’”

Sorry Jonah but you’re a 5’7 dork and

You know who else thinks they’re a ju jitsu superstar? Mark Zuckerberg, the zuck himself. I don’t get how these people don’t realize that they think they’re good because everyone is incredibly afraid to hurt them.

I’m glad to see Jonah Hill is doing so well though. I really thought that when he put out a 90 minute documentary about how well he was doing in therapy that there might be some problems. Luckily, offering to wrestle people who remind you that you used to be a great big fatso is a totally normal thing for an adult to do.

Imagine if Jerry O’Connell fought every person who referred to him as ‘the fat kid from The Goonies’? He’d have no time to have sex with his supermodel wife.

Part of being a great big fatso means you learn how to roll with the punches pretty young. You develop thick skin. Amongst other thick things. And I can say all this, as a current and soon to be former fatso (down 85 pounds, not a big deal).