ScotchSquatch

This is certainly not easy to type, but I will do my best to endure.

Most of you know me as an incredibly tough, manly individual. A bit of a badass if you will. But lately I have been struggling with most of my work in a major way.

OK, I’m just going to come out and say it.

For the past four days, I have been battling a hang nail.

I spend most of my day typing, and as someone who uses all of their fingers (you hear that ladies?) typing has been much harder than normal. And not even just the typing. It’s been getting caught on the fabric of my shorts whenever I go to give my business a little adjustment or jostle. Or when I go to run my hand through my thick, luxurious hair, it keeps getting caught on my mane.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit the “IOPKLM” and the comma keys with my ring finger in so much pain? Let me just tell you, VERY. Very hard.

But still, I persevere, punching these keys away like my life depends on it.

Oh yea, and I’m also about halfway through my new book, tentatively titled Cumming of Age.

Stay well, friends.