In my quest to constantly be starting new recurring posts on here, here’s my newest: Right or Wrong. I’ll be examining, with my extraordinarily judgmental eyes, whether whatever thing each weeks celebrities have done is right or wrong. This week, we’ve got Conor McGregor decking an old man.
Sorry about using a TMZ video, but I didn’t want to scroll for more than two or three seconds.
I’ve watched this video about 40 times now and after intense studying I have to say, I think this old asshole deserved it.
Here we have Conor McGregor, a person who’s known exclusively for punching people in the face, offering up some Irish dirtbag a free glass of his whisky. Now, I don’t know whether his whisky is actually good or not, but I’m sure it’s at least better than Jameson, so this clown shouldn’t have objected.
Listen, if Mike Tyson came up to me and was like, “Hey moron, eat this piece of dog shit.” You know what I’m going to do? I’m going to eat that piece of dog shit like it’s a lobster tail so Mike Tyson doesn’t turn my face into a pile of bruises and tears. But what can I say, I’m not an idiot I guess.
If this old guy didn’t want to get punched that bad he would have just taken the shot. Honestly, I wouldn’t be shocked if this guy gets kicked out of Ireland. Turning down a shot of Irish whisky is the least Irish thing an Irishman could do. That’d be like an Italian turning down a meatball. Or a Canadian saying no at a gloryhole. It simply doesn’t make sense!
So moral of the story while I don’t condone violence in any way, McGregor is in the right here. Don’t want to get punched in the face? Then don’t turn down a shot from Conor McGregor. It’s a tale as old as time.