Of course this is happening in Florida. Hard Rock is opening up a 450 foot hotel shaped like a guitar this October in Hollywood, Florida. The place is clearly going to be the Mecca for a lot of very, very lame people. Listen, I love architecture just as much as the next guy who is… Continue reading

Mangia! Mangia! For those of you who weren’t lucky enough to grow up with uncles who exclusively talk with their hands, that’s Italian for “Eat! Eat!” I grew up in an incredibly Italian family. We had pasta multiple times a week. At least seven fishes every Christmas Eve. And a few relatives who own waste… Continue reading

It’s been a while since my last poop related blog, and this one is a real doozie. OK, you’ve got my attention, go on… OK… My god. Imagine shitting so hard that your brain also takes a shit? Wild! Once again, another reason that I’m extremely grateful for having had diarrhea since seventh grade. I… Continue reading

I love creating new things I’m never going to keep up with. There’s a ton of funny shit that I see online (most of which I’m tagged in by people-so thanks), that I want to comment on, and I guess I could on Twitter, but this seems like a better place to really talk about… Continue reading

As reported first by the bro’s who run the Lad Bible: Imagine being all excited for a day at the spa. Kicking off your shoes and peeling your socks off. Taking your shirt and pants off. Removing your underpants and putting a condom on. Then you lay on the massage table, like you always do… Continue reading

I’ll be honest, this entire Aunt Becky scandal has been an emotional rollercoaster for me. First I went from wanting to break her out of prison, to being indifferent and all the way to being sort of turned on and intrigued by it. You see I’ve been a big time Aunt Becky guy since back… Continue reading

Honestly, what a fucking gentleman, I haven’t worn a condom since college and I fuck pigs all the time. Honestly, after writing that sentence I realize I can’t do any better than that for this blog. Like that’s the best joke I could possibly make. So, since you came here and only got one sentence,… Continue reading

It’s been a long time since I’ve cyber-bullied anyone and honestly, I feel like I’ve earned this one. I’ve been a good boy since Tony Danza got me kicked off Twitter for 12 hours, so consider this my welcome back party to the bad boy life. This guy is officially the first person inducted into… Continue reading

This one is a bit of a throwback as the first thing that I wrote professionally was about malt liquor energy drinks (Four Loko, Sparks, Joose, etc.) for Zane Lamprey’s Drinking Made Easy. And here I am, literally 10 years later, doing almost the same thing. I remember the picture I used to send in… Continue reading

So if you’ve been reading this for any length of time you’ve probably come to this conclusion: I have incredible taste in literally every aspect of life. So people come to me a lot asking for recommendations, whether it be on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Grindr, or in the WaWa bathroom and I wish I had… Continue reading