“Pooping superintendent’s life ruined by police.” Ah yes, a tale as old as time. Thomas Tramaglini is just a regular guy who puts his pants on one leg at a time. He was the poster boy for the great American family; a great job, a wife, a son, a daughter and the white picket fence.… Continue reading

So as all of my avid readers know, I’ve been in the middle of a feud with Tony Danza for years. Now the basis of this feud isn’t important, what’s important is that it’s totally necessary and definitely a two way street. If you don’t know about the feud you can read about it at… Continue reading

So the other day while shopping under the influence I made a few dicey purchases. As someone who prides themselves on their health and fitness I was a little disappointed that when I sobered up and remembered to take all my bags out of the car that I had purchased Oreos again. I’ve been trying… Continue reading

It’s Christmas time in Hollis Queens, moms cooking chicken and collard greens, rice stuffing macaroni and cheese and Santa put gifts under the Christmas tree.  If you don’t recognize those lyrics you’re missing out on Run DMC’s terrific holiday hit: If that doesn’t make you want to make sweet love under the mistletoe, I truthfully… Continue reading

Let me just start with a quick fact about me, it took me six tries to spell “Environment” before I had to yell it into my phone. Thank you Siri. Yesterday when I was checking out at the grocery store I found out the hard way that a town-wide ban of plastic bags had gone… Continue reading

My god, what a time to be alive. Everyone who knows me knows I’m a big Titanic guy. I’ve seen the movie a billion times. And I’m sure I’ll see it a billion more. To be honest, as soon as I found out about the Titanic II: Electric Boogaloo, I put the movie on. I’m… Continue reading

So I’ve been hitting the gym a lot lately in my quest to no longer be a fat shit and to get back to just being a big dude. There’s a difference folks. A big difference. Anyway, so I’ve been using the elliptical a lot mixed with riding the bike and using various machines that… Continue reading

Yet here I am persevering through yet another blog. Some people are born tough, some people are made tough through hardships. This is a story of the latter. Before I start I’d like to thank everyone for all the calls of concern when they heard about this injury. You see a few days ago I… Continue reading

SIDE NOTE: I couldn’t figure out how to just link the video from Reddit, so I had to do a screenshot video on my phone. Whatever, I’m an idiot. So jealous of anyone who gets to call this a Friday night. While we’re all at the bar wasting money and time on girls and pickling… Continue reading

Holy shit does it feel good having college football actually back. As I sit here and hen peck away at the keyboard Notre Dame is currently wiping their greasy little Irish dicks all over Michigan. I’ve got the over at 46.5 and right now I think it’s at like 31 points, so we’re on track.… Continue reading