ScotchSquatch

I know, I am as nervous as you folks are about the supreme leader of North Korea. Apparently the other day he had some kind of surgery, I believe it was to finally shrink his penis down to a more manageable 10 inches, when something went awry. When I think of Jim Kong I don’t… Continue reading

During this time of self quarantining and isolation, sex for single people is becoming extremely difficult. And I’m OK with it. If I have to stop plowing down to keep my Grandma alive, then so be it. I love my Grandma that much. Slightly more than I love plowing down I suppose. But for those… Continue reading

We’ve all thought about it. We’ve all walked next to someone and thought, “The world would be a better place without this piece of shit.” But most of us will never have the courage to act upon it. This girl however, tried to be a hero, probably. Truthfully we’ll never know if this girl is… Continue reading

I love reminiscing and looking back. I’m a big time “where are they now” guy. So I decided I would do a little of my own, 90’s Edition. The year was 1998 and MTV was hitting its stride as the best channel that wasn’t ESPN. Singled Out was still on, the Real World and Road… Continue reading

These are weird times, crazy times even. And crazy times call for crazy measures. Since I’m basically out of work until we get this pandemic under control which, depending on which news program or website you subscribe to, could be as early as May or as far away as September of 2025; I decided it’s… Continue reading

It comes with great deliberation that due to what’s happening in the world, that I must pack my belongings and move to the great nation of Belarus. Sure, I love this country just as much as the next middle class white guy, but one thing has been missing from my life during this quarantine. And… Continue reading

Brittney Spears can now add fastest man on the planet to her long résumé that includes countless awards and a ton of accomplishments including: Numerous Billboard awards, an AMA award, a Grammy, a slew of Guinness World Records for her songs, and the ever prestigious Nickelodeon Kids Choice award. She’s also responsible for paving the… Continue reading

Don’t worry this isn’t going to be like that dog shit Matt Damon movie that I made it three minutes into. This is me, Squatch Exotic, telling you I’m embarking on a journey to become the best me I could possibly be. By now I hope you’ve either seen Tiger King or have plans too.… Continue reading

Don’t let the outfit fool you, the woman shown in this picture is actually not a nurse. This is Russian pornstar Lola Taylor. Known for her work in “Soldiers In Ass-Ghanistan”, “Interracial Vision”, “Rocco’s Perfect Slaves 9”, and her magnum opus “Anal Buffet 12”. Having missed the first 11 Anal Buffets, I wasn’t able to… Continue reading

The guy who lives behind me just built a trap door on his summer home and I LOVE the idea. I have people over a lot. And people always ask if they can bring a friend. I always say yes, because the more the merrier, but every now and then upon meeting the person I… Continue reading