From a NY Post article:

The hottest trend gripping wellness die-hards is tanning their cans, or “perineum sunning,” as influencers are calling it.

“In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on,” says an influencer, who goes by Ra of Earth. In a viral video that has racked up more than 35,000 views, he gestures toward the sun as three naked men lie down, point their backsides to the sky and make sounds of pleasure.

Ra of Earth has also posted a step-by-step “Sun Worship exercise” pulled from “The Tao of Sexology: The Book of Infinite Wisdom” by Dr. Stephen T. Chang that says the practice can help keep the area “healthy and free of germs.”

I know the term hero gets misused a lot these days, but honestly, find me a more fitting word for these influencers. Go ahead, I’ll wait.

Unlike every other influence, I take time to make sure what I’m about to promote is safe, as you can see by my Google searches:

After spending the better part of four and  half hours doing research, I have decided that it is indeed safe, so, lets get to the promoting.

I don’t know who this Ra of Earth is, but what a fascinating human being. First of all, real cool guy name, Ra. Is it short for something? Ra seems like the kind of guy that any of my past girlfriends would have cheated on me with and then been like, he’s just so sensitive and artistic. Ra is 100 percent a beanie in the summer kind of guy.

I’ve been advocating for people to be displaying their buttholes at the beach for years now. I’m glad more smart brained people have joined the fight, even if his name is Ra, and he probably fucked one of my girlfriends.

And I know people are nervous about getting Melanoma in their butthole. And I’m here to help. If after a few anus/taint tanning sessions, you’re worried you’ve got the ‘Noma, come by my house and I’ll check your butthole for it. Let’s start with just ladies for this, and if it goes well maybe we can include dudes too. Probably not but maybe. Or, if the dudes want to just swing by my buddy Brandon’s house, that’ll work too. Send me a private message and I’ll hook you up with his address. I’m here to help.

Happy tanning folks.