I love Christmas time. I love bright lights, pageantry, gifts, the Christmas Tree, the food, whatever. I seriously fucking love it. Not all Christmas traditions are created equally and that’s especially true for Christmas movies. Also, I’m sort of drunk, so keep that in mind. 5. Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer: Stop motion animation at it’s… Continue reading

How fucking bananas is this? Are we supposed to believe a woman doing what she wants in the bedroom is anti-feminist just because the guy likes it as well? In the article, which I sort of read, sort of skimmed through, the author claims that she also likes rough sex, which makes her feel like she… Continue reading

I just watched a video on Facebook about some lady who spent a few hundred dollars to save a 23 pound lobster and return it to the wild. All of the comments were praising this woman for saving the lobster from death. Scientists are saying the lobster could be some where near 100 years old. Seriously,… Continue reading

The creator of the Big Mac is dead at age 98. I will be starting a Go Fund Me to pay for the autopsy, because I’m obviously suspecting foul play. Does the Burger King or Wendy have an alibi? Where was the Colonel on the day of November 28th? Jim Delligatti of Pennsylvania was one… Continue reading

I don’t use this term lightly, so when I say hottest teacher on the planet I absolutely mean it. I’ll be honest, I didn’t think was true at first because I didn’t think Minsk, Belarus was a real place. I don’t know, it just sounded like a place made up for movies when the director wants the… Continue reading

Let’s start with the night before Thanksgiving, as this is a very important holiday as well. Even though you now see these people every year you’re going to need to get ready for the same old conversations. That one funny thing that happened in high school. That teacher you both had that was a total dick bag.… Continue reading

I’m going to start this off by saying I’m a big fan of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. When I was a kid I loved him as a wrestler and as an adult I’m still a fan of him as an action star. What I’m not a fan of is the phrase, President Dwayne ‘The Rock’… Continue reading

This is absolutely the best online dating power move of all time. Between Tinder, Match.com, Plenty of Fish, that one if you’re Jewish, Farmers Only, and Adult Friend Finder it’s pretty easy to get lost in the crowd when searching for a significant other. That’s why this young stud took the high road. He recorded a… Continue reading

Everyone should know how to properly defend themselves. There isn’t much worse than having the shit kicked out of you. And as someone who watches those Worldstar fight videos everyday I can without a doubt say most people don’t know how to defend themselves. Poland’s Army (yes, they have an Army, I checked) will be… Continue reading

Every day I wake up and read something that weirds me out so much that it amazes me. The joy I get from people doing such weird shit on the internet is unreal. Like this article I just stumbled across: Why? A million times why? What do you get out of owning these? What do… Continue reading