I don’t use this term lightly, so when I say hottest teacher on the planet I absolutely mean it.

I’ll be honest, I didn’t think was true at first because I didn’t think Minsk, Belarus was a real place. I don’t know, it just sounded like a place made up for movies when the director wants the villain to be Russian but they still want Russian people to like the movie.

Her name is Oksana Neveselaya and she teaches some kind of math that uses shapes, numbers, and symbols that I don’t understand. I fucking hated math growing up and I now blame that solely on my math teachers being Asexual nerds. I have a few friends that are teachers now and I can confidently say that teachers nowadays are a million times more attractive than they used to be. And it’s definitely unfair.

Kids nowadays are spoiled as shit. Not only are they growing up with 24/7 access to an infinite amount of porn on their phones, but even in class they get to look up and see this:

Well not that in particular, but that is underneath whatever dynamite outfit she’s got on. Also, what a killer bathroom. Nice glass shower, floor to ceiling tile, really pleasant color scheme. All around a fantastic bathroom.

But honestly, Jesus fucking Christ. It is just absolutely bananas for that to be your teacher. I’d get left back  on purpose three or four times at least. I’d come to her during office hours for help. I also could use some private one on one tutoring.

I could sit here and say pervy things about her all day, but I have the rest of the interweb to explore. So make sure you check her out on Instagram, she’s got over twelve hundred posts, get to work.