ScotchSquatch

What. The. Fuck. I seriously wish this hype train would die down, but Dana White, in true Dana White fashion stokes the fire with this bogus offer. Would I buy the PPV to watch this fight? Absolutely. Would it be entertaining? Sure, but more in a circus style way, not really in a two evenly… Continue reading

It turns out this about six years old, but holy shit. It might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Obviously they took out all the “fucks” and replaced them with “fudges” and took out all the “bitches” and replaced them with hard “B’s”. They did however keep all of the murder scenes and drug… Continue reading

The Golden Globes were last night and while I missed most of it because I was screaming into a bottle of scotch over the Giants lost, I was able tune in with about two hours left. Just in time to watch Meryl Streep’s assault on the MMA world. One of the most random and hopefully soon to be… Continue reading

What a world we live in. Just when you think you’re safe inside of a Walmart, some dirtbag blasts you with a syringe filled with cum. I thought blasting heroin was the worst thing you could do with a syringe. Not even close. I was torn with whether or not this was a Florida man… Continue reading

I wanted to wait a few days before writing this up. Mostly because of the bender I was on following UFC 207 and into the New Year, but also because I wanted to see how the dust settled. I was really hoping Ronda Rousey would eventually come forward and take the lose like a champion.… Continue reading

Don’t you worry, this is not a “New Year new me” style post. In fact, it’s literally the opposite. It’s 11:44AM on January 3rd. I just took my first shower of the new year. Not a joke. I’m really that big of a piece of shit. This is also my first sober moment of the… Continue reading

Everyone remembers the famed El Chapo prison escape. The one where he paid millions of dollars to have a tunnel built that led up to this prison. There was a ladder to bring him down and then a scooter or something so he wouldn’t have to actually walk. I think we can all agree when I say… Continue reading

I love Christmas time. I love bright lights, pageantry, gifts, the Christmas Tree, the food, whatever. I seriously fucking love it. Not all Christmas traditions are created equally and that’s especially true for Christmas movies. Also, I’m sort of drunk, so keep that in mind. 5. Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer: Stop motion animation at it’s… Continue reading

How fucking bananas is this? Are we supposed to believe a woman doing what she wants in the bedroom is anti-feminist just because the guy likes it as well? In the article, which I sort of read, sort of skimmed through, the author claims that she also likes rough sex, which makes her feel like she… Continue reading

I just watched a video on Facebook about some lady who spent a few hundred dollars to save a 23 pound lobster and return it to the wild. All of the comments were praising this woman for saving the lobster from death. Scientists are saying the lobster could be some where near 100 years old. Seriously,… Continue reading