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So I have decided to mix some older movies that literally everyone has seen into my Drunken Movie Reviews and what better way to start than everyone’s favorite turn of the 21st century classic of Meet The Parents. At the low on-demand price of three dollars this one for sure gets the For Sure Re-Watch™ tag right… Continue reading

Yep, two blogs in a row about the eclipse… lets go. Everyone’s favorite horse face is back in the news. This time for having a full on orgasm while she witnessed the eclipse. What a preposterous reaction. I honestly feel bad for Matthew Broderick because he seems like a genuinely nice guy, while his wife… Continue reading

So there was an eclipse and holy shit did people react like they just won the fucking lottery. I for one, up until now, didn’t care about solar eclipses. That was until I lived through one. Lets set the scene. I was hanging out at my parents house in their pool because it was nice… Continue reading

SIDE NOTE: As most of you know I’m a Mets fan, so I don’t get to take many jabs at the Yankees, so prepare yourself, here comes a whole bunch of them. Yankee’s fans are back in the news this week, but not for being loud Italian’s who start fights over parking spaces in deli… Continue reading

Alright, full disclosure I am not intoxicated off of alcohol at the moment. I did however eat a certain type of gummy bear that may or may not make my thoughts a little bit weird. I can smell colors now. No big deal. Anyway, I’ve been wanting to watch the Big Mac movie for quite… Continue reading

Lots of fun stuff happening lately, so lets just jump right in. World renowned fatso and high pants champion Chris Christie is now a confirmed close talker: Of all of his wildly offensive qualities this one might actually be the worst. Sure he closed beaches and then parked his fat ass on one of the… Continue reading

Everyone’s favorite ex-NFL halfback is back in the news today for pulling at his eel in his jail cell which is I guess not so great. Apparently when in prison even your most basic human right, your right to self-complete is taken away. Who knew? I sure didn’t. And I guess OJ didn’t know as… Continue reading

I’ve been feeling like a real degenerate lately. Like far more than usual. You know when you have those moments, like those “what the fuck am I doing with my life moments?” Well I had a pretty solid one around 4am this morning when I was gambling on Japanese soccer games. Just as I was… Continue reading

“Big News” this week, Amelia Earhart is back on the front page for the first time since the last time the ghosts running her PR team pulled out some ‘new’ news. Apparently a photo has turned up that shows her partying or whatever with some Japanese captors. What a clear and accurate photograph. As you… Continue reading

Let’s just jump right into it. It’s summer time, it’s much harder to blog, but still, I persevere. It’s not for lack of weird shit happening either, it’s just I’m a big fan of day drinking and when it’s nice out my friends are much more prone to day drinking. So that’s the reason for… Continue reading