D.C. Woman Rifles Piss Cup at Bus Driver

Lets jump right in to the video:

I honestly love this so much, and if we’re being honest my gut reaction is to defend the piss cup lady. Lets break it down though:

Lets be honest with ourselves, this here is a premeditated piss attack. She must have been planning this for weeks. No one gets the courage to throw a cup of piss in someone’s face after one day of stewing about something. The real question is how many days did she stand there with the cup of piss thinking, “Oh I wish a motha fucka would, just tell me to have a good day one more time, I fuckin dare you!” Well on the day of the incident, this woman had just about all she could take of this bus drivers pleasantries.

Which leads me to point number one, in defense of a piss thrower: How exactly did this guy say, “Have a nice day.”? It could have been real sarcastic and in a mocking tone. I mean, for all we know this guy could have been calling her a bitch every day under his breath not knowing this piss bandit has incredible hearing.

Part of what makes me respect the piss bandit so much is that it appears she had the piss in a coffee mug with a lid. You have to respect that move. There can’t be much worse than getting hot piss thrown at you. Like cold piss- meh, yea I’m not happy about it, but wash it off and it’s not a huge deal. But fresh, HOT piss, I can’t think of anything worse. I’d rather get spit on by Magic Johnson in 1991.

This is part of what makes me love this nations capital so much. Such a wide, diverse group of people call Washington, D.C. home. Just a few miles away there are congressman voting on bills while this hero throws a hot cup of piss onto her bus driver.

I know I say it all the time, but it truly is a great time to be alive.

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