SIDE NOTE: As most of you know I’m a Mets fan, so I don’t get to take many jabs at the Yankees, so prepare yourself, here comes a whole bunch of them.

Yankee’s fans are back in the news this week, but not for being loud Italian’s who start fights over parking spaces in deli parking lots, for once.

Much like Rihanna, this lovely couple found love in a hopeless place, the 6 train:

This guy is everything you want in a Yankee fan. Bald. Yankees logo tattooed on the calf. The classic pin stripes. And even though you can’t see it, you just know there’s a big golden medallion resting right on that hairy chest of his connected to some long gold chain.

If you think the pictures are great, give the video a whirl:

I’ll be honest, it’s hard to tell if they’re just dry humping or if they’re having full penetration sex. Either way, what a performance. Just grinding away until he can get her back to his ma’s basement in Yonkers. Where he’ll no doubt put Ja Rule radio on his Pandora so they can have nine minutes of sex while listening to six minutes of thirty second commercials.

Honestly, this was probably the longest a Yankees fan has ever gone without mentioning that the Yankees have 27 World Series Championships. Although at the end it looks like he says something to her and it looked like he said, “27 Championships babe.” Which is I’m sure what he says after every time he shoots a load into his jean shorts.

I just hope that he crushed up a plan B in the manicotti his mom absolutely heated up for them the next day when they woke up from their Jägermeister and Heineken induced slumber. The world does not need the offspring of these two. The world doesn’t need any more Yankees fans.