ScotchSquatch

In a recent press release PornHub has announced that it will be adding a closed captions feature to all of their videos. This is great for so many reasons. I am all about making life easier for people who are hearing impaired. Imagine not knowing what Riley Reid is yelling while getting double stuffed by… Continue reading

So the question buzzing around the internet right is whether this guy is awesome for commuting to work this way or a total idiot. There are few things I love more than judging people. So this sort of debate is right in my wheel house. Let’s go. It’s a bold move, for so many reasons.… Continue reading

Credit pagesix.com for breaking this story. I have no idea how valid or true it is because I didn’t click on the article, but I thought it might be fun to make a few dick jokes while I laid in bed. First of all I’d like to come out of the closet. As a known… Continue reading

Since football has existed (maybe?) the team who wins the Super Bowl has gone to the Whitehouse to hang out, eat dinner, and drop piss bombs from a drone on third world countries. For the first time that I can remember (probably?) that won’t be happening. A lot of people are wondering why. Some blame… Continue reading

So for the past few months there has been a mysterious pile of human shit popping up near the track and football field of Holmdel High School. I guess for some reason it started to bother some of the students, so they spoke up and raised concerns to the staff of the school, who then… Continue reading

So I’m going to start off with a quick apology that I haven’t been updating this as frequently as I used too. Things have been crazy with the new book. Also, I went on a vacation. But honestly, I really deserved it. I deserve another one too if someone is willing to pay to send… Continue reading

So today I took a huge step. And then another huge step. And then about 75 more huge steps. Listen, I take a lot of huge steps, it’s part of being so tall. Anyway, I signed up for the gym today. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not in great shape. Sure I’m… Continue reading

Welcome to Thought City™ [Thought City is what I call my brain when my thoughts get real hot.] You know how there are somethings that you know- you know, but you might not really know? If not, maybe you don’t smoke enough weed. Anyway, I know-I know tons of things. Literally tons of things. If… Continue reading

Without his consent. First let me preface this by saying I have the upmost respect for anyone who has the bravery, physical and mental toughness to join any branch of the service. Saying I have about 10% of what they have in all those areas is probably me way over estimating myself, which I’ve been… Continue reading