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Arthur has been cancelled due to sexual harassment allegations
After 25 years on the air Arthur closes the door on his famous TV show after allegations circulate with him being inappropriate with the other cast members. Rumors began swirling after last years end of the season wrap party that after one too many martinis Arthur got a little frisky in front of the paparazzi… Continue reading
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Food Review: The Naked Chicken Chalupa
As I sat there putting the finishing touches on an article I’ve been working on for Men’s Health I could hear a commercial on the television across the house. As I sipped my coffee I heard the words “Chicken shell”. Immediately I was sold. As most of you know I’ve been on a strict carb… Continue reading
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I’m A Hero Part 2: I’m Addicted To Rescuing Dogs
I’m sure most of you remember earlier in the year when I saw a vehicle stuck in the middle of the road and in the pouring rain I jumped out of my car and helped push it to safety. With absolutely no regard for my own safety or just how good my outfit looked that… Continue reading
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It’s Food Review Time: Charcuterie Board Season: Alter Bread Crackers
Charcuterie boards are all the buzz right now. I am seeing them everywhere. And with the exception of a few they all tend to look the same. Same few meats, same few cheeses, and pretty much all the same bread and crackers. Sure I love the meat and cheese, and they’re important, but the bread… Continue reading
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My Friend, The DipShit, Wants To Be The GM For The Eagles
I have a friend who I’ve wanted to blog about for a long, long time. He’s the king of doing dumb things. If saying or doing the wrong thing at the wrong time was poetry, he would be William Shakespeare. The DipShit is a die hard Eagles fan, and being a die hard Eagles fan… Continue reading
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Folks: I’m running for Mayor
This has been a long time coming, but I, Stephen Michael Stephen Sorrentino, am running for mayor. That’s right, I went full name on ya. Yes, that is my full name. The second Stephen is my confirmation name, because I’m a good Catholic boy. I thought it would be funny. Still makes me laugh today.… Continue reading
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R.I.P. Larry “The Cable Guy” King
Heaven gained another angel this morning, as Larry “The Cable Guy” King finally got-er-done. Pictured here with lifelong friend and business partner Whiz Kuhleefa. Larry is most famous for a comedy career that has spanned three decades, countless countries, and hundreds of thousands of grainy TVs in trailer parks across America. Known for wearing denim… Continue reading
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The TasteMaker: The McRib
The king of the dogshit sandwiches is back just in time for the holidays. I’ll be honest, I’ve never tried a McRib until now because I’m not as big of a piece of shit as most people think I am. Side note: I got a brand new phone, and I’m getting a lot more into… Continue reading
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Cast Away To Be Re-Released With 17 Minutes Of Additional Footage
Director Robert Zemeckis announced late last night to absolutely no one that he would be releasing a directors cut version of the hit movie Castaway. The hit movie starring Tom Hanks (Colin Hanks elderly father) is set to celebrate its 20th anniversary this year, so the director agreed to do something special. One of the… Continue reading
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The Idiots Guide To Overcoming How Horny You Are
It’s something that we all deal with on a daily basis but no one ever has the courage to talk about. Well that’s about to change. I’m going to do for horniness what the ice bucket challenge did for ALS. But the ice isn’t getting dumped on your head this time. It’s getting dumped on… Continue reading
