I will remember you, will you remember me? Don’t let your life pass you by. Weep not for the memories Well, this is probably the worst thing to happen in the past four years. My favorite childhood snack has been ripped out of my hands. All because you people didn’t know what you had until… Continue reading

Listen, I wish rising gas prices didn’t make me so horny, but they do. It’s a shitty reality we have to accept. Like having bad knees as an adult or people pretending to like when Ellen Degeneres dances. I am absolutely shocked, that as a nation of people who regularly shame the poor, that we… Continue reading

In this weeks episode I learned how green screen needs to be ironed properly before you use it. Also that it’s hard to edit videos after half a bottle of scotch. Anyway, this weeks haul was pretty solid. Also, I don’t know why the audio is so low in the first few seconds, but it… Continue reading

We are coming at you folks live this week from Buffalo Wild Wings. Shout out to my man Corey, the GM of Buffalo Wild Wings for letting us set up shop inside there this afternoon. Thank you for the pot stickers. You and your staff went above and beyond for me and the rest of… Continue reading

On January 26th 2022 my life changed in the best way imaginable. No, I didn’t meet my soulmate, I think she’s still with Machine Gun Kelly. But I did discover that you can buy unclaimed mail. And that brings us to today, February 1st. The eagle has landed folks. My package is currently sitting next… Continue reading

I’ve noticed the past few months that there are just an absolute fuck ton of morons out there. So, as everyone’s resident ‘smartest person in the room’, I’m here to teach you wonderful folks a few things. And what better thing to start off with than the hot subject of NFTs. When I first heard… Continue reading

Let’s just for one second think about how preposterous it is that people who aren’t professional food writers take time out of their day to not get paid to write two thousand words about a restaurant on Facebook. While we’re at it, lets think about how preposterous it is that people put literally any kind… Continue reading

Listen. No one loves Taco Bell more than I do. It’s been the only real constant in my life thus far, and at one point, I would have done anything for Taco Bell. I’ve even gone as far as to publicly bash its competitors. Now, a few days ago I Door Dashed some taco bell,… Continue reading

Hey guys, please help me buy this firetruck. It’s been a lifelong dream for the past few minutes for me to be an amateur firefighter. Please donate to the GoFundMe I’ve created. https://gofund.me/2658bf4c Together, we can make a difference. Continue reading