In this weeks episode I learned how green screen needs to be ironed properly before you use it. Also that it’s hard to edit videos after half a bottle of scotch. Anyway, this weeks haul was pretty solid. Also, I don’t know why the audio is so low in the first few seconds, but it… Continue reading

We are coming at you folks live this week from Buffalo Wild Wings. Shout out to my man Corey, the GM of Buffalo Wild Wings for letting us set up shop inside there this afternoon. Thank you for the pot stickers. You and your staff went above and beyond for me and the rest of… Continue reading

On January 26th 2022 my life changed in the best way imaginable. No, I didn’t meet my soulmate, I think she’s still with Machine Gun Kelly. But I did discover that you can buy unclaimed mail. And that brings us to today, February 1st. The eagle has landed folks. My package is currently sitting next… Continue reading

I’ve noticed the past few months that there are just an absolute fuck ton of morons out there. So, as everyone’s resident ‘smartest person in the room’, I’m here to teach you wonderful folks a few things. And what better thing to start off with than the hot subject of NFTs. When I first heard… Continue reading

Let’s just for one second think about how preposterous it is that people who aren’t professional food writers take time out of their day to not get paid to write two thousand words about a restaurant on Facebook. While we’re at it, lets think about how preposterous it is that people put literally any kind… Continue reading

Listen. No one loves Taco Bell more than I do. It’s been the only real constant in my life thus far, and at one point, I would have done anything for Taco Bell. I’ve even gone as far as to publicly bash its competitors. Now, a few days ago I Door Dashed some taco bell,… Continue reading

Hey guys, please help me buy this firetruck. It’s been a lifelong dream for the past few minutes for me to be an amateur firefighter. Please donate to the GoFundMe I’ve created. https://gofund.me/2658bf4c Together, we can make a difference. Continue reading

After 25 years on the air Arthur closes the door on his famous TV show after allegations circulate with him being inappropriate with the other cast members. Rumors began swirling after last years end of the season wrap party that after one too many martinis Arthur got a little frisky in front of the paparazzi… Continue reading

As I sat there putting the finishing touches on an article I’ve been working on for Men’s Health I could hear a commercial on the television across the house. As I sipped my coffee I heard the words “Chicken shell”. Immediately I was sold. As most of you know I’ve been on a strict carb… Continue reading

I’m sure most of you remember earlier in the year when I saw a vehicle stuck in the middle of the road and in the pouring rain I jumped out of my car and helped push it to safety. With absolutely no regard for my own safety or just how good my outfit looked that… Continue reading