I’ve been feeling like a real degenerate lately. Like far more than usual. You know when you have those moments, like those “what the fuck am I doing with my life moments?” Well I had a pretty solid one around 4am this morning when I was gambling on Japanese soccer games. Just as I was… Continue reading

“Big News” this week, Amelia Earhart is back on the front page for the first time since the last time the ghosts running her PR team pulled out some ‘new’ news. Apparently a photo has turned up that shows her partying or whatever with some Japanese captors. What a clear and accurate photograph. As you… Continue reading

Let’s just jump right into it. It’s summer time, it’s much harder to blog, but still, I persevere. It’s not for lack of weird shit happening either, it’s just I’m a big fan of day drinking and when it’s nice out my friends are much more prone to day drinking. So that’s the reason for… Continue reading

Quick little brag to start this off, but I had the Warriors to win and cover the 7 point spread (Shoutout to Sportsbetting.AG). The Warriors won last night by a million points. It’s always sort of sketchy betting against shit bag Lebron, but I was pretty confident that Durant was going to drag his gigantic chocolate… Continue reading

So tonight was a night I was looking forward too. Sure there is great baseball on television. Sure, there is playoff basketball. But what I was most interested in tonight was the remake of Dirty Dancing. The Little Miss Sunshine girl is a terrific actress. I’m sure she is incredibly talented, smart, witty, all those… Continue reading

So I’m about to watch that movie about that asshole who crashed his plane in the Hudson and then everyone sucked his dick for like three years. Obviously world renowned ass-hat Tom Hanks is gonna star in this movie based off of the botched take off. So anyway, here it is (little spoiler alert, it’s going to be sort… Continue reading

As a lifelong Mets fan this is tough to write. Sure he is one of the best short stops to ever play the game (Shout out to Cal Ripken Jr.). Sure he’s in the 3000 club. Sure he’s a five time gold glove winner. Sure he’s got five world series rings. Sure he’s a fourteen time… Continue reading

If you’ve been reading this website for any amount of time you probably know by now that the opinions I have on a daily basis aren’t really the most common. After getting in a lively debate this weekend about a certain male scientist who is confined to a wheelchair, I decided maybe I should air… Continue reading

The god damn Mets. I don’t even know where to start. I can’t yell at my television loud enough. No matter how loud I get Terry Collins can’t hear my cries for him to go and fuck himself. Cespedes can barely swing a bat… let him play! Thor is sore and not feeling to hot…… Continue reading

I hope everyone going to this years NFL draft switches their wallet from their back pocket to their side pocket as the city hosting it this year is filled with thieving homeless people. Yes, that’s right, Philadelphia gets the nod to host this years NFL draft for the first time since 1961. Kind of ironic that the… Continue reading