I wanted to wait until the day after before blogging this because I wanted to wait to see what kind of gastric event would follow. And let me tell ya, not that bad.  I decided to go with some slop bowl instead of a burrito. I went with beef, rice, corn salsa (which made an… Continue reading

This is hard for me. I love Taco Bell way more than any thirty year old should. Chalupas. Taco style burritos. Nachos Bell Grande. Cheesey Gordita Crunchs. They have all gotten me through many a tough times. Sometimes you have four dollars in your bank account and you want to eat eleven tacos. And who was there… Continue reading

Is there anyone more cock hungry for athletes than Drake?  It seems that every time an athelete goes down Drake is the first one there to sing to them and nurse them back to health. I mean it makes sense, no one spent more time in the hospital than Drake as a kid. Remember, he… Continue reading

Tailgating might be one of my favorite things on the planet you can do with clothes on. There isn’t much better than grilling up good food, drinking too much liquor and playing outdoor drinking games while surrounded by close friends and totally inebriated strangers. There is sort of a thrill that comes with it as… Continue reading

Yea, I flicked it… but hear me out. So we’re going to start off with just the facts of what happened: So I’m standing at Wawa right in front of the Gatorade section trying to decide between yellow and orange (the only two acceptable colors when dealing with a level five hangover) when the urge… Continue reading

February 3rd, 1959 is the day that Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper died. It’s affectionately known as the day the music died. Well September 27th, 2017 will forever be known as the day the boner died with the passing of Hugh Hefner. Here is my favorite picture of Hugh Hefner: Hugh Hefner… Continue reading

So it’s been a pretty electric weekend in the sports talk world. Everyone is up in arms about people sitting, standing, kneeling, and generally just fucking off during the national anthem. Don’t worry though, that’s the last thing I want to talk about. In Giants news, OBJ took an actual piss on the field which… Continue reading

Every once and a while I come across a story (shout of to Krista for tagging me in this one) that just seems far too good to be true. This woman has been seen shitting numerous times in front of different homes in the neighborhood while out on her daily jogs. People have begun putting… Continue reading

It’s official, my heart is absolutely broken. I knew it was coming and I did nothing about it. I feel like Captain Edward J Smith. I saw the iceberg coming and didn’t do a damn thing about it, I let the ship just bash right into it. I could have done a Go Fund Me… Continue reading

  This might be the best hit from a weekend filled with football. Perfect pad level, followed through, not a whole lot more you can ask for. Some people are going to say yea, maybe this is worthy of a targeting penalty, but I see it as just some good old fashioned hard nosed football. This… Continue reading