Maybe the most Jets thing ever for a grown man to catch a kissing disease. As an NFL insider I’ve got the inside scoop on this pervert. In an effort to steal some of Tom Brady’s power this offseason the Jets thumb of a quarterback has begun doing Tom Brady’s daily routine. Eating like him. Continue reading

So I sat down with some friends to watch the new Elton John movie and almost immediately a bomb was dropped on me. So let’s get that out of the way real quick. I was having a conversation with my one friend who just knows a lot about a ton of random shit. Me: “I Continue reading

I first noticed this rug by following the late great Steve Martin on Twitter: Now I don’t know who Xu Bing is, but I can only imagine how disapointed his or her parents are right now. I mean, look at what my parents have to be proud of: I run an ultra successful blog, I’ve Continue reading

If you’re grandma lives in Fairfield Connecticut, she might be having wilder sex than you are. Now when I read that I assumed what you guys are. Old people are getting together and having boring old people sex. Cool cool cool. Then I kept reading. My lord. Five men and one woman. I don’t want Continue reading

We’re all adults here. We’ve all had some sex. Some of us better than others, none better than mine. I’m not saying I’m the best at sex, but I’ve had a great time every time someone has let me plow down with them. I’ll be honest, when I first hatched the brilliant idea for this Continue reading

Was just scrolling through Reddit while making a fresh batch of poopie shits and stumbled across this absolute gem of a find. I seriously need this. As someone who very rarely has to be somewhere at a specific time, I think this would be perfect for me. Imagine just having it up in your house Continue reading

In my quest to constantly be starting new recurring posts on here, here’s my newest: Right or Wrong. I’ll be examining, with my extraordinarily judgmental eyes, whether whatever thing each weeks celebrities have done is right or wrong. This week, we’ve got Conor McGregor decking an old man. Sorry about using a TMZ video, but Continue reading

After watching a few episodes of old TV shows I came to a startling revelation, and that is that there were shockingly horny people on TV shows in the 90’s. Like, stuff that probably wouldn’t be OK by todays standards. And I don’t think that’s a comment on how soft people are today. I think Continue reading

So I’ve been having this feeling for a while, that my nice little town is getting a little too big for its britches. Now don’t get me wrong, I love the area that I live, but I think we’re getting a little too fancy too quickly. Now what caused this… So I live in a Continue reading

After watching the Mueller Report live on TV this week with it muted while porn blasted in the background, I feel like I now know how these investigations should go. And I’m going to come at these blogs much more aggressively, like the porn I was listening to the other day. Real rough stuff folks. Continue reading