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I wanted to wait a few days before writing this up. Mostly because of the bender I was on following UFC 207 and into the New Year, but also because I wanted to see how the dust settled. I was really hoping Ronda Rousey would eventually come forward and take the lose like a champion. Continue reading

Don’t you worry, this is not a “New Year new me” style post. In fact, it’s literally the opposite. It’s 11:44AM on January 3rd. I just took my first shower of the new year. Not a joke. I’m really that big of a piece of shit. This is also my first sober moment of the Continue reading

Everyone remembers the famed El Chapo prison escape. The one where he paid millions of dollars to have a tunnel built that led up to this prison. There was a ladder to bring him down and then a scooter or something so he wouldn’t have to actually walk. I think we can all agree when I say Continue reading

I love Christmas time. I love bright lights, pageantry, gifts, the Christmas Tree, the food, whatever. I seriously fucking love it. Not all Christmas traditions are created equally and that’s especially true for Christmas movies. Also, I’m sort of drunk, so keep that in mind. 5. Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer: Stop motion animation at it’s Continue reading

How fucking bananas is this? Are we supposed to believe a woman doing what she wants in the bedroom is anti-feminist just because the guy likes it as well? In the article, which I sort of read, sort of skimmed through, the author claims that she also likes rough sex, which makes her feel like she Continue reading

I just watched a video on Facebook about some lady who spent a few hundred dollars to save a 23 pound lobster and return it to the wild. All of the comments were praising this woman for saving the lobster from death. Scientists are saying the lobster could be some where near 100 years old. Seriously, Continue reading

The creator of the Big Mac is dead at age 98. I will be starting a Go Fund Me to pay for the autopsy, because I’m obviously suspecting foul play. Does the Burger King or Wendy have an alibi? Where was the Colonel on the day of November 28th? Jim Delligatti of Pennsylvania was one Continue reading

I don’t use this term lightly, so when I say hottest teacher on the planet I absolutely mean it. I’ll be honest, I didn’t think was true at first because I didn’t think Minsk, Belarus was a real place. I don’t know, it just sounded like a place made up for movies when the director wants the Continue reading

Let’s start with the night before Thanksgiving, as this is a very important holiday as well. Even though you now see these people every year you’re going to need to get ready for the same old conversations. That one funny thing that happened in high school. That teacher you both had that was a total dick bag. Continue reading

I’m going to start this off by saying I’m a big fan of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson. When I was a kid I loved him as a wrestler and as an adult I’m still a fan of him as an action star. What I’m not a fan of is the phrase, President Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Continue reading