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If you’ve been reading this website for any amount of time you probably know by now that the opinions I have on a daily basis aren’t really the most common. After getting in a lively debate this weekend about a certain male scientist who is confined to a wheelchair, I decided maybe I should air Continue reading

The god damn Mets. I don’t even know where to start. I can’t yell at my television loud enough. No matter how loud I get Terry Collins can’t hear my cries for him to go and fuck himself. Cespedes can barely swing a bat… let him play! Thor is sore and not feeling to hot… Continue reading

I hope everyone going to this years NFL draft switches their wallet from their back pocket to their side pocket as the city hosting it this year is filled with thieving homeless people. Yes, that’s right, Philadelphia gets the nod to host this years NFL draft for the first time since 1961. Kind of ironic that the Continue reading

If someone could help me come up with a better Melon Crush Monday logo than this one I made in five minutes, that would be awesome. As for now it’s going to remain a set of melons with owls for nipples. Or as I call it a set of melons/hooters. Anyway, we’ve officially taken back the Continue reading

So Easter has passed and that means one thing. And no, it’s not that Jesus has risen, it’s that all of that delicious Easter Candy is now on sale for crazy cheap. Allow this to be your guide as to how to spend that last ten dollars of yours wisely. Here’s my top five Easter Continue reading

Today is a great day to roll out a new franchise on TheScotchsquatch.com. This one is called Melon Crush Mondays, or #MCM for short- where we highlight girls with great hooters from our past. Sure it used to stand for Man Crush Monday’s, but it’s time we take back the night (Monday night). And the inaugural Continue reading

This is going to be my magnum opus of Tony Romo insults. I swear to God, Tony Romo could fuck up a wet dream. Whether it was fucking up a basic extra point that would have made his team advance in the playoffs or throwing a last second interception to end a playoff run, Tony Romo truly stands Continue reading

“The Las Vegas Raiders”- there is absolutely zero ring to that. At least when the Rams moved to the city of angels it had a ring to it, people have been talking about the good old days when LA had a football team forever. Today on a 31-1 vote, with the Dolphins being the only no Continue reading

South Carolina vs Florida is on right now and I bet on South Carolina to out right win. I only took it because it pays out well and I hate Florida. Not all bets are smart ones, but they’re all necessary. This blog post is brought to you by the 35+ Miller High Lifes I Continue reading

Not a great start to March Madness for me. Started with a real hard 0-1. The Notre Dame vs Princeton had 118 points and the over was 134. If some of those nerds from Princeton would have been able to make a few more simple lay ups I would have pulled it off. But no, Continue reading