Alright, full disclosure I am not intoxicated off of alcohol at the moment. I did however eat a certain type of gummy bear that may or may not make my thoughts a little bit weird. I can smell colors now. No big deal. Anyway, I’ve been wanting to watch the Big Mac movie for quite Continue reading

Lots of fun stuff happening lately, so lets just jump right in. World renowned fatso and high pants champion Chris Christie is now a confirmed close talker: Of all of his wildly offensive qualities this one might actually be the worst. Sure he closed beaches and then parked his fat ass on one of the Continue reading

Everyone’s favorite ex-NFL halfback is back in the news today for pulling at his eel in his jail cell which is I guess not so great. Apparently when in prison even your most basic human right, your right to self-complete is taken away. Who knew? I sure didn’t. And I guess OJ didn’t know as Continue reading

I’ve been feeling like a real degenerate lately. Like far more than usual. You know when you have those moments, like those “what the fuck am I doing with my life moments?” Well I had a pretty solid one around 4am this morning when I was gambling on Japanese soccer games. Just as I was Continue reading

“Big News” this week, Amelia Earhart is back on the front page for the first time since the last time the ghosts running her PR team pulled out some ‘new’ news. Apparently a photo has turned up that shows her partying or whatever with some Japanese captors. What a clear and accurate photograph. As you Continue reading

Let’s just jump right into it. It’s summer time, it’s much harder to blog, but still, I persevere. It’s not for lack of weird shit happening either, it’s just I’m a big fan of day drinking and when it’s nice out my friends are much more prone to day drinking. So that’s the reason for Continue reading

Quick little brag to start this off, but I had the Warriors to win and cover the 7 point spread (Shoutout to Sportsbetting.AG). The Warriors won last night by a million points. It’s always sort of sketchy betting against shit bag Lebron, but I was pretty confident that Durant was going to drag his gigantic chocolate Continue reading

So tonight was a night I was looking forward too. Sure there is great baseball on television. Sure, there is playoff basketball. But what I was most interested in tonight was the remake of Dirty Dancing. The Little Miss Sunshine girl is a terrific actress. I’m sure she is incredibly talented, smart, witty, all those Continue reading

So I’m about to watch that movie about that asshole who crashed his plane in the Hudson and then everyone sucked his dick for like three years. Obviously world renowned ass-hat Tom Hanks is gonna star in this movie based off of the botched take off. So anyway, here it is (little spoiler alert, it’s going to be sort Continue reading

As a lifelong Mets fan this is tough to write. Sure he is one of the best short stops to ever play the game (Shout out to Cal Ripken Jr.). Sure he’s in the 3000 club. Sure he’s a five time gold glove winner. Sure he’s got five world series rings. Sure he’s a fourteen time Continue reading