Every once and a while I come across a story (shout of to Krista for tagging me in this one) that just seems far too good to be true. This woman has been seen shitting numerous times in front of different homes in the neighborhood while out on her daily jogs. People have begun putting Continue reading

It’s official, my heart is absolutely broken. I knew it was coming and I did nothing about it. I feel like Captain Edward J Smith. I saw the iceberg coming and didn’t do a damn thing about it, I let the ship just bash right into it. I could have done a Go Fund Me Continue reading

  This might be the best hit from a weekend filled with football. Perfect pad level, followed through, not a whole lot more you can ask for. Some people are going to say yea, maybe this is worthy of a targeting penalty, but I see it as just some good old fashioned hard nosed football. This Continue reading

Big news late last night on Twitter as everyone’s favorite absolute creep of a Senator liked a porn tweet: I mean obviously I’m going to ignore Ted Cruz when he blames this on a staffer. Ted Cruz absolutely seems like exactly the type of guy who scours Twitter for porn and then likes and comments on Continue reading

Bahhston Caught Cheating… Again Well, well, well, what a surprise, another Bahhston area team is caught cheating. This time it’s the Red Sawwxx who are under the gun. Taking a page out of the Belichick playbook, John Farrell decided it would be fun to steal signs from the Yankees using Apple watches. Regular sign stealing, Continue reading

Lets jump right in to the video: I honestly love this so much, and if we’re being honest my gut reaction is to defend the piss cup lady. Lets break it down though: Lets be honest with ourselves, this here is a premeditated piss attack. She must have been planning this for weeks. No one gets Continue reading

So I have decided to mix some older movies that literally everyone has seen into my Drunken Movie Reviews and what better way to start than everyone’s favorite turn of the 21st century classic of Meet The Parents. At the low on-demand price of three dollars this one for sure gets the For Sure Re-Watch™ tag right Continue reading

Yep, two blogs in a row about the eclipse… lets go. Everyone’s favorite horse face is back in the news. This time for having a full on orgasm while she witnessed the eclipse. What a preposterous reaction. I honestly feel bad for Matthew Broderick because he seems like a genuinely nice guy, while his wife Continue reading

So there was an eclipse and holy shit did people react like they just won the fucking lottery. I for one, up until now, didn’t care about solar eclipses. That was until I lived through one. Lets set the scene. I was hanging out at my parents house in their pool because it was nice Continue reading

SIDE NOTE: As most of you know I’m a Mets fan, so I don’t get to take many jabs at the Yankees, so prepare yourself, here comes a whole bunch of them. Yankee’s fans are back in the news this week, but not for being loud Italian’s who start fights over parking spaces in deli Continue reading