I have been absolutely dreading this one. To be honest I wanted to avoid it totally, being that Burger King is the shittiest and trashiest of all the fast food places. It’s a bastion of greasiness and donkey meat. But after being sent this picture a dozen or so time, I knew I had to Continue reading

The new trailer for Top Gun came out and I’ll be honest, I’m rock hard. I’ve been waiting for a Top Gun II since the moment after I watched the original for the first time as a child. I honestly only have one wish, and that’s for there to be a scene like there was Continue reading

My battle with bees has been very well documented amongst my group of friends, but I think it’s time I let the rest of the world in on what I’ve been dealing with my entire life. Let’s go… From a very early age, bees have always been a scumbag to me.  As a child I Continue reading

Of course this is happening in Florida. Hard Rock is opening up a 450 foot hotel shaped like a guitar this October in Hollywood, Florida. The place is clearly going to be the Mecca for a lot of very, very lame people. Listen, I love architecture just as much as the next guy who is Continue reading

Mangia! Mangia! For those of you who weren’t lucky enough to grow up with uncles who exclusively talk with their hands, that’s Italian for “Eat! Eat!” I grew up in an incredibly Italian family. We had pasta multiple times a week. At least seven fishes every Christmas Eve. And a few relatives who own waste Continue reading

It’s been a while since my last poop related blog, and this one is a real doozie. OK, you’ve got my attention, go on… OK… My god. Imagine shitting so hard that your brain also takes a shit? Wild! Once again, another reason that I’m extremely grateful for having had diarrhea since seventh grade. I Continue reading

I love creating new things I’m never going to keep up with. There’s a ton of funny shit that I see online (most of which I’m tagged in by people-so thanks), that I want to comment on, and I guess I could on Twitter, but this seems like a better place to really talk about Continue reading

As reported first by the bro’s who run the Lad Bible: Imagine being all excited for a day at the spa. Kicking off your shoes and peeling your socks off. Taking your shirt and pants off. Removing your underpants and putting a condom on. Then you lay on the massage table, like you always do Continue reading

I’ll be honest, this entire Aunt Becky scandal has been an emotional rollercoaster for me. First I went from wanting to break her out of prison, to being indifferent and all the way to being sort of turned on and intrigued by it. You see I’ve been a big time Aunt Becky guy since back Continue reading

Honestly, what a fucking gentleman, I haven’t worn a condom since college and I fuck pigs all the time. Honestly, after writing that sentence I realize I can’t do any better than that for this blog. Like that’s the best joke I could possibly make. So, since you came here and only got one sentence, Continue reading