It’s been a long time since I’ve cyber-bullied anyone and honestly, I feel like I’ve earned this one. I’ve been a good boy since Tony Danza got me kicked off Twitter for 12 hours, so consider this my welcome back party to the bad boy life. This guy is officially the first person inducted into Continue reading

This one is a bit of a throwback as the first thing that I wrote professionally was about malt liquor energy drinks (Four Loko, Sparks, Joose, etc.) for Zane Lamprey’s Drinking Made Easy. And here I am, literally 10 years later, doing almost the same thing. I remember the picture I used to send in Continue reading

So if you’ve been reading this for any length of time you’ve probably come to this conclusion: I have incredible taste in literally every aspect of life. So people come to me a lot asking for recommendations, whether it be on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Grindr, or in the WaWa bathroom and I wish I had Continue reading

“Pooping superintendent’s life ruined by police.” Ah yes, a tale as old as time. Thomas Tramaglini is just a regular guy who puts his pants on one leg at a time. He was the poster boy for the great American family; a great job, a wife, a son, a daughter and the white picket fence. Continue reading

So as all of my avid readers know, I’ve been in the middle of a feud with Tony Danza for years. Now the basis of this feud isn’t important, what’s important is that it’s totally necessary and definitely a two way street. If you don’t know about the feud you can read about it at Continue reading

So the other day while shopping under the influence I made a few dicey purchases. As someone who prides themselves on their health and fitness I was a little disappointed that when I sobered up and remembered to take all my bags out of the car that I had purchased Oreos again. I’ve been trying Continue reading

It’s Christmas time in Hollis Queens, moms cooking chicken and collard greens, rice stuffing macaroni and cheese and Santa put gifts under the Christmas tree.  If you don’t recognize those lyrics you’re missing out on Run DMC’s terrific holiday hit: If that doesn’t make you want to make sweet love under the mistletoe, I truthfully Continue reading

Let me just start with a quick fact about me, it took me six tries to spell “Environment” before I had to yell it into my phone. Thank you Siri. Yesterday when I was checking out at the grocery store I found out the hard way that a town-wide ban of plastic bags had gone Continue reading

My god, what a time to be alive. Everyone who knows me knows I’m a big Titanic guy. I’ve seen the movie a billion times. And I’m sure I’ll see it a billion more. To be honest, as soon as I found out about the Titanic II: Electric Boogaloo, I put the movie on. I’m Continue reading

So I’ve been hitting the gym a lot lately in my quest to no longer be a fat shit and to get back to just being a big dude. There’s a difference folks. A big difference. Anyway, so I’ve been using the elliptical a lot mixed with riding the bike and using various machines that Continue reading