Let’s just for one second think about how preposterous it is that people who aren’t professional food writers take time out of their day to not get paid to write two thousand words about a restaurant on Facebook. While we’re at it, lets think about how preposterous it is that people put literally any kind Continue reading

Listen. No one loves Taco Bell more than I do. It’s been the only real constant in my life thus far, and at one point, I would have done anything for Taco Bell. I’ve even gone as far as to publicly bash its competitors. Now, a few days ago I Door Dashed some taco bell, Continue reading

Hey guys, please help me buy this firetruck. It’s been a lifelong dream for the past few minutes for me to be an amateur firefighter. Please donate to the GoFundMe I’ve created. https://gofund.me/2658bf4c Together, we can make a difference. Continue reading

After 25 years on the air Arthur closes the door on his famous TV show after allegations circulate with him being inappropriate with the other cast members. Rumors began swirling after last years end of the season wrap party that after one too many martinis Arthur got a little frisky in front of the paparazzi Continue reading

As I sat there putting the finishing touches on an article I’ve been working on for Men’s Health I could hear a commercial on the television across the house. As I sipped my coffee I heard the words “Chicken shell”. Immediately I was sold. As most of you know I’ve been on a strict carb Continue reading

I’m sure most of you remember earlier in the year when I saw a vehicle stuck in the middle of the road and in the pouring rain I jumped out of my car and helped push it to safety. With absolutely no regard for my own safety or just how good my outfit looked that Continue reading

Charcuterie boards are all the buzz right now. I am seeing them everywhere. And with the exception of a few they all tend to look the same. Same few meats, same few cheeses, and pretty much all the same bread and crackers. Sure I love the meat and cheese, and they’re important, but the bread Continue reading

I have a friend who I’ve wanted to blog about for a long, long time. He’s the king of doing dumb things. If saying or doing the wrong thing at the wrong time was poetry, he would be William Shakespeare. The DipShit is a die hard Eagles fan, and being a die hard Eagles fan Continue reading

This has been a long time coming, but I, Stephen Michael Stephen Sorrentino, am running for mayor. That’s right, I went full name on ya. Yes, that is my full name. The second Stephen is my confirmation name, because I’m a good Catholic boy. I thought it would be funny. Still makes me laugh today. Continue reading

Heaven gained another angel this morning, as Larry “The Cable Guy” King finally got-er-done. Pictured here with lifelong friend and business partner Whiz Kuhleefa. Larry is most famous for a comedy career that has spanned three decades, countless countries, and hundreds of thousands of grainy TVs in trailer parks across America. Known for wearing denim Continue reading