Alright everyone, get off your fucking high horses. This literally could have happened to anyone of us. If you’re a normal, regular person, this could have happened to you. So before you pass judgement on this brave unfortunate soul, imagine yourself in their shorts. Diarrhea running down your leg like and landing in your slide… Continue reading

My man Hans Niemann is finally cleared of any wrong doing. I’m sure everyone remembers when he was accused of cheating with a vibrating butt plug. It was a huge scandal in the chess world and even made it’s way into pop culture- there’s an excellent episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia where they… Continue reading

My old buddy Kev came to town this weekend and I promised him I’d write a little blog about all the fun stuff we did. Kev actually came a day early, even though I told him I had a ton of work to do. As a small business owner, the job never sleeps. So when… Continue reading

In honor of it being shark week, and my love of sharks, I decided to write a shark blog. Now, I’m not going to say I’m a shark expert, but some people probably consider me one. I’m able to identify most sharks just by simply looking at them. Watch. That is a shark. 100 percent… Continue reading

Pickleball is currently sweeping the nation as the number one sport for old white people, pulling some serious numbers from the fencing and tennis crowd. As of writing this, pickleball is currently number 2 on older white American’s list of hobbies, sandwiched between eating inside at Wendy’s and being upset with gay people. So I… Continue reading

Well, well, well, what do we have here? Five billionaire dipshits in a Chrysler minivan sized water capsule getting lost on the bottom of the ocean? Sure do. Welcome to 2023 folks. So five billionaires go down to the bottom of the ocean to oogle at a place where a bunch of people drowned to… Continue reading

You guys know I don’t like making everything about me, but come on Canada, just put the fire out. I’ve got asthma and I want to go outside and smoke weed. This kind of childish behavior is exactly why we haven’t let you become a state yet. Justin Trudou, I am holding you personally accountable.… Continue reading

Hey Jabronis, no- not all of you- just a real good portion of you. If you are wondering if this is for you- just ask yourself- are you a jabroni who doesn’t know how to act in public? If the answer is yes, then keep reading. If the answer is no, you can still keep… Continue reading