Our prayers have finally been answered folks, you can now sleep inside of a human asshole. Some Dutch lunatic opened a hotel shaped like a butthole. On one end is a wrinkled white anus that appears to have taken a moderate amount of damage in its life. It gets slightly larger before tapering off at the end in veiny disappointment.

The aptly name CasAnus is at some park in Belgium, where people with an anus fetish can stay and do butthole things in a butthole place.

It’s shockingly cheap at 120 Euros a night, which I think is like $130. So it’s about as pricey as a Holiday Inn, but with almost 30 percent more space inside that reminds you of an asshole.

Let’s take a gander at the inside of this asshole.

Real odd choice to go with white. Not very warm or comforting, which are two words commonly associated with the anus.

This place has the charm of a medieval prison cell. What a fun and comfortable table to sit at while you enjoy a meal. I’m positive those chairs were stolen from a middle school cafeteria. And that table only has three legs! That’s one less than a regulation table. So now you’ve got a wobbly table and dog shit chairs. What a vacation.

The bed is not much better.

It looks like the futon your divorced Uncle still sleeps on, but without all the “sad” stains. As if the nightmares about what happened inside of this asshole weren’t enough keep you from reaching your REM cycle, there are no curtains on the windows, so no need for an alarm clock. Although there is one in this picture, for some dumb reason.

I looked at maybe 15 pictures of the inside of this asshole, and I didn’t see one toilet. So I guess you can’t use the bathroom inside of this asshole. No poop or pee inside of this asshole, asshole.