I’m a big Tyson Fury guy. I love his antics, his personality, and the dude just fucking hits hard. But what I don’t love is this boxer cutting back so much on the number of times he jerks off a day leading up to the biggest fight of his career.

Like I get that he needs more time to train, but still, cutting down to only seven times a day? Come on buddy, cut some of the less important shit out of your life. Like spending time with your five kids. Five kids can surely entertain themselves. Throw a few toys and a couple of TastyCakes in the room and lock the door. Worked great for me. My dad probably had plenty of time to jerk off just as much as he wanted too.

The way I see it, if he only jerks off 7 times a day, and sleeps 8 hours a night, he’s got 15 free hours. Surely that’s plenty of time to work on your punches and maybe squeeze a few more jerk off sessions in to try and get him back to the normal amount of cranking off.

I’m not sure why he thinks cutting down on the number of times he jerks off a day is going to increase his testosterone. If he wants to increase his testosterone levels, he should try doing a cycle or two of steroids. Maybe pump some horse hormones into his veins. It worked for me in high school when I knew I was going to get in a fight with this kid when they came back from vacation. I did steroids the whole week leading up to that day and I got strong as fuck. And do you know what happened? She probably never told the entire school about someones little dick again.