Author Archives: Admin

You guys know I don’t like making everything about me, but come on Canada, just put the fire out. I’ve got asthma and I want to go outside and smoke weed. This kind of childish behavior is exactly why we … Continue reading →

Hey Jabronis, no- not all of you- just a real good portion of you. If you are wondering if this is for you- just ask yourself- are you a jabroni who doesn’t know how to act in public? If the … Continue reading →

If New Jersey is the armpit of America, I think we can all agree Florida is the asshole. If DeSantis wants to get rid of all this garbage seaweed, he should just start telling people it pairs nicely with the … Continue reading →

I’d like to replace the worst television doctor since Dr. Huxtable, I mean of course, Dr. Phil. Multiple people have come forward who have worked for Dr. Phil in the past who claim that there is a toxic work environment. … Continue reading →

And it’s probably not what you think. My fucking man! Looking sharped dressed in what I assume Wyatt Earp would have worn if he was born in Italy. This dudes gonna be picking moth balls out of his mouth all … Continue reading →

It all started like most of my ideas, with me being a little drunk and a little stoned. My friend had casually mentioned to me that the new Panera Bread was set to open soon, but when he went to … Continue reading →

This was a big year for important people dying. For some reason, whenever a celebrity death occurs they always say that the person “passed away peacefully at home surrounded by friends and family.” Sounds beautiful, right? I mean, honestly, I … Continue reading →