We all have that one friend that is way too close with their family members. Maybe they tell them every single thing that happens in their life or maybe they just hug them for a little bit too long when they see each other. Those two things, I am barely OK with. What I am very not OK with is the ‘family member lip kiss’.

I do not care if it’s to aunts, uncles, father, mother, grandpa or grandma – it’s absolutely weird as shit. You kiss on the cheek if you really feel the need to kiss someone you’re related too. Sure, I have relatives who force kisses upon my beautiful bearded cheek whenever I see them, but never, and I mean NEVER, have they ever tried to kiss me on the lips. There has to be a line drawn somewhere and for me that line is drawn at the lips.

This lands me at the most famous relative kiss of recent memory. And guess what, he has a history of doing it.

Here he is at the Super Bowl. Eyes closed, lips pursed. Tom Brady is really going for it. Also, sort of weird for him to have his kid involved, but whatever. Tom Brady Sr. literally can’t stop staring at his son for even a second, so much so that he keeps his eyes open when they kiss.

And no, this isn’t the first time they’ve smooched in public.

Here they are again making out somewhere in a park.

Honestly, enough is enough. The sexual tension when these two are in the same room is palpable. When they notice each other from across the room it’s like a scene from a romantic movie; the music swells up and all eyes are drawn to them as they make their way to each for a warm embrace and a few smooches. Sources close to Tom and his father have said on numerous occasions that when in the privacy of their own home, sometimes they just watch movies together and kiss all night.

He might be the greatest quarterback of all time, but he definitely needs to have an **asterisk** next to that for being a lifelong father kisser.