I just read way too much of an article claiming that there are hidden advertisements all over the internet that are targeting young fatsos. I haven’t wanted to yell ‘who the fuck cares?’ so loudly in a long time.

Every three commercials is for fast food. Wendy’s, Taco Bell, McDonalds, Burger King; whatever, I’m home all day, and when I’m not watching Netflix it’s all I’m bombarded with. And let me tell you something, these commercials fucking work.

There isn’t a day that I’m not craving some kind of greasy sloppy mess  but do I go out and buy one every day? No. Did I used too? Sometimes. Do I wish I still could? Absolutely, but with my metabolism slowing down with age, I can’t really afford to as I’m hoping to live until at least 45. Anything after that is a bonus really.

Whoever wrote this article is claiming that these hidden ads are one of the leading causes to childhood obesity. Me, being the award winning investigative journalist that you’ve all grown to know and love, I decided to do a little bit of digging and it turns out they are absolutely right.

Luckily I was able to track down one of these hidden ads: