Cam Newton: Dick Bag Extraordinaire

Is Cam Newton really that confused as to why the refs don’t care that he gets starched every play after the whistle?

He looks like someone who works at the photography place in the mall that takes his job super seriously. Just take the picture, I don’t need to hear about how you’re adjusting the exposure. That art school degree is really paying for itself.


Like seriously, what the fuck? When you were picking out your hat for the night what hat lost to this one?

I’m sure this outfit costs more than anything I own, but whatever. I wouldn’t trade all of the plain black shirts in the world for this pastel atrocity.

Have some fucking respect for yourself Cam Newton.

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