August 10th

There isn’t much more impressive than forgetting your own website exists. Jesus Christ, I’m a fucking idiot. I’ve been so preoccupied with finishing Love and Violence, which is now up for preorder I haven’t updated this in I’m sure months. Let’s see, what have I been up too…


In my quest to get slightly healthier I’ve been taking five days off at a time after drinking. The only problem is I’ve been following those five sober days with three to five drunken days. My quest for a healthier life takes a hard detour through the liquor store. I don’t blame myself though, no reason, I just don’t. You don’t get anywhere by pointing the finger back at yourself.


The Olympics have started, so I’ve been torturing my roommates by making them watch it with me. As someone who doesn’t really care about much, I’ve really taken a hold to the summer Olympics. I really wish I could explain it. I like watching pure unbridled joy and also I find it funny when grown men cry on live television. I’ve never gone from watching a sport to masturbating so quickly like I do when I watch lady beach volleyball. If you’ve gotten a somewhat sexual text message from me in the past five days it’s been because I was watching lady beach volleyball. 


Why is it that every woman’s gymnastics coach is a somewhat heavy old white man? There really isn’t anything more disturbing than watching a sweaty old man gives hugs and kisses to these extremely tiny young ladies. Pervy-ness aside, what those young ladies do is fucking wild. I can’t even do a cartwheel, let alone launch myself six feet in the air and land triple Indys.


I’ll try to update this more frequently. But for now, I’m off to drink beers in a pool.


Love you.

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