Its slightly passed noon on whatever weekday this is. They all blend together nowadays. I’m watching World War II in color on Netflix as I wait for my roommate to wake up so we can go to the bar and drink bloody marys. I had vodka for dinner last night, so it only seems right that I start my day off with more the poison. Tuesday. Today is Tuesday.
There is too much snow outside, far too much. It leaves me dreaming about moving to the right coast in search of warmer weather and girls in jean shorts year round. That’s the life I want to lead. It’s certainly not the life I deserve, but that’s never stopped me before.
I thought this post would have been a lot longer, but it is bloody mary time. So go buy my book Sober (ish) on Amazon. Or spend the money on drugs and alcohol and share them with me.