Category Archives: Steve

It’s been a while, but I’m back inside a PF Changs opening unclaimed mail with a samurai sword. In an unrelated note, can someone iron my green screen for me?

I will remember you, will you remember me? Don’t let your life pass you by. Weep not for the memories Well, this is probably the worst thing to happen in the past four years. My favorite childhood snack has been … Continue reading →

Listen, I wish rising gas prices didn’t make me so horny, but they do. It’s a shitty reality we have to accept. Like having bad knees as an adult or people pretending to like when Ellen Degeneres dances. I am … Continue reading →

In this weeks episode I learned how green screen needs to be ironed properly before you use it. Also that it’s hard to edit videos after half a bottle of scotch. Anyway, this weeks haul was pretty solid. Also, I … Continue reading →

We are coming at you folks live this week from Buffalo Wild Wings. Shout out to my man Corey, the GM of Buffalo Wild Wings for letting us set up shop inside there this afternoon. Thank you for the pot … Continue reading →

On January 26th 2022 my life changed in the best way imaginable. No, I didn’t meet my soulmate, I think she’s still with Machine Gun Kelly. But I did discover that you can buy unclaimed mail. And that brings us … Continue reading →

I’ve noticed the past few months that there are just an absolute fuck ton of morons out there. So, as everyone’s resident ‘smartest person in the room’, I’m here to teach you wonderful folks a few things. And what better … Continue reading →

Let’s just for one second think about how preposterous it is that people who aren’t professional food writers take time out of their day to not get paid to write two thousand words about a restaurant on Facebook. While we’re … Continue reading →

Listen. No one loves Taco Bell more than I do. It’s been the only real constant in my life thus far, and at one point, I would have done anything for Taco Bell. I’ve even gone as far as to … Continue reading →