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AJ Brown reads Inner Excellence on the sidelines, but these (better) celebrities read my book, 86’ed
In honor of AJ Brown brown reading Jim Murphy’s Inner Excellence on the sideline during a game and making his book sell like hotcakes, I thought I would share all the times celebrities have been seen reading my book in public. Now this isn’t me bragging, although it really does seem like it, I can… Continue reading
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New Years Resolutions 101 with The ScotchSquatch
Let’s start off with some pleasantries: Happy New Year, folks. I keep seeing across social media that people are over or done with New Year’s resolutions. I assume this is because every year, you pick hard resolutions, like losing 50 pounds or quitting smoking cigarettes. I’ve been there before too. You start the year off… Continue reading
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I am proudly in the 50% of males who believe (know) they could land an airplane
Ok so let’s create the scenario where this happens and what I would do. 9:05am: I board the plane first (first class obviously) and take my seat. As my ass hits the seat I’m ordering a double scotch no ice with a ginger ale side car. 9:06am: A lovely mamacita sits next to me. She’s… Continue reading
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Get Excited, Pizza Hut is Introducing Tomato Wine for the Holiday Season
Man, Pizza Hut just does not fucking miss. This could not be coming at a better time either as I’ve recently decided to become a wine guy and for the life of me I cannot think of a better wine to have as a favorite than a Pizza Hut tomato wine. A spokesperson for the… Continue reading
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Facebook Marketplace is a Goldmine
One of my nightly rituals, the only one I’ll discuss here, is to peruse Facebook marketplace for the weirdest items I can find and show my idiot friends. Lately, there have been some real gems, so I thought I’d share them with you folks. These are my finds from this past week. Let’s get into… Continue reading
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NASA Willing to Pay $3 for Innovative Ideas on Removing Space Garbage
Not sure why NASA posted this online and didn’t ask me directly but I guess that’s why they’re losing the war on space to Elon Musk and the dorks at Space X. Either way, I’m here to help serve my country and my universe, as I obviously have some excellent ideas on removing and moving… Continue reading
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It’s Always Sunny in Queens
I haven’t written a sports blog, or any blog for that matter in quite a while, so I’m sure I’m going to catch a lot of shit for the first one back being a Mets one, but whatever, it’s the price to pay for doing the Lords work. As someone who spends most of the… Continue reading
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The Daily Shot: Folks, there’s a lot of idiots out there
I used to try and write something a few times a week, and I called it the daily shot- I think I’m going to bring it back. At least until I get too busy or I forget. Neither of which you can blame me for. Blame someone else. I was at the ATM depositing some… Continue reading
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The New York-Dublin Portal Has Been Shut Down After Less Than 10 Days
For those unfamiliar: The New York–Dublin Portal is an interactive installation created by Lithuanian artist Benediktas Gylys, that gives New York City and Dublin visitors the ability to interact with each other using two 24-hour live streaming videoconferencing screens. It took less than 10 days to get this one shut down. Apparently some people have… Continue reading
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Steve Buscemi Punched in the Face in NY
Look, I get it. But you can’t. You just can’t. You can’t go around punching people for no reason. You need a reason to punch someone… like they don’t agree with your long winded political Facebook posts. Maybe they commented “beautiful” on your girlfriend’s Instagram. Or maybe they said something bad about your favorite sports… Continue reading
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