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In Honor of Finding Frank Sinatra’s Concert Rider Online, I’ve Decided to Make My Own

I was perusing Facebook this morning when I stumbled across Ol Blue Eyes concert rider and it made me think, I should make my own rider to give to all my friends. This way when I’m invited over I’ll no longer be disappointed in the items my friends provide for my entertainment. Frankie starts off Continue reading
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New Years Resolutions 101 with The ScotchSquatch

Let’s start off with some pleasantries: Happy New Year, folks. I keep seeing across social media that people are over or done with New Year’s resolutions. I assume this is because every year, you pick hard resolutions, like losing 50 pounds or quitting smoking cigarettes. I’ve been there before too. You start the year off Continue reading
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Get Excited, Pizza Hut is Introducing Tomato Wine for the Holiday Season

Man, Pizza Hut just does not fucking miss. This could not be coming at a better time either as I’ve recently decided to become a wine guy and for the life of me I cannot think of a better wine to have as a favorite than a Pizza Hut tomato wine. A spokesperson for the Continue reading
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Facebook Marketplace is a Goldmine

One of my nightly rituals, the only one I’ll discuss here, is to peruse Facebook marketplace for the weirdest items I can find and show my idiot friends. Lately, there have been some real gems, so I thought I’d share them with you folks. These are my finds from this past week. Let’s get into Continue reading
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Facebooks Best of The Best: Part 1
[COUGH COUGH] Ahem, back in my day, Facebook was for tagging your friends in pictures of them ripping beer bongs and making out at parties. Now, as I’ve officially entered the middle of my 30’s, my news feed is mostly baby pictures, and sure, I’m partially to blame for that (shout out to my cute Continue reading
