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I’m Going to Float Across The Bay This Summer
That’s right, ya boy is goin’ floatin’. My first thought was to swim it. But that seems like something I would have to practice for. And I’m not much of a practice guy. I’m more of a doin’ it kind of guy. Before you doubt me, I’m a seasoned Bay Bae I have easily ten Continue reading
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Guy drinks piss and tries to blame his Grubhub driver
If you think about it, it’s a tale as old as time. People have been pissing since back when Jesus was curing leopards back in Nazareth. And now we’re gonna crucify this guy for accidentally mixing up his Chic Fil A piss cup with a customer’s Chic Fil A milkshake cup? Is there anything you Continue reading
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Meth, Monks, and Monasteries
A Thai monastery had to close it’s doors because a bunch of monks were pinched for doing meth… Of all the drugs that you’d assume monks take- meth was maybe at the bottom of that list. Weed? Sure. Shrooms? Probably. Opium? Absolutely. But meth? Why on earth would these lunatics be doing meth when trapped Continue reading
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