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Holy Smokes, The 2025 Papal Hunger Games Are Here
Ah, the papal conclave—a time-honored tradition where 135 crimson-clad cardinals gather in the Sistine Chapel to elect the next supreme ruler of the church. It’s like Survivor: Vatican Edition, but with worse smells, cuter sandals, and way more gay dudes. As the College of Cardinals prepares to cast their votes on scrolls, let’s meet the Continue reading
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In Honor of Finding Frank Sinatra’s Concert Rider Online, I’ve Decided to Make My Own
I was perusing Facebook this morning when I stumbled across Ol Blue Eyes concert rider and it made me think, I should make my own rider to give to all my friends. This way when I’m invited over I’ll no longer be disappointed in the items my friends provide for my entertainment. Frankie starts off Continue reading
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Get Excited, Pizza Hut is Introducing Tomato Wine for the Holiday Season
Man, Pizza Hut just does not fucking miss. This could not be coming at a better time either as I’ve recently decided to become a wine guy and for the life of me I cannot think of a better wine to have as a favorite than a Pizza Hut tomato wine. A spokesperson for the Continue reading
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Facebook Marketplace is a Goldmine
One of my nightly rituals, the only one I’ll discuss here, is to peruse Facebook marketplace for the weirdest items I can find and show my idiot friends. Lately, there have been some real gems, so I thought I’d share them with you folks. These are my finds from this past week. Let’s get into Continue reading
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The New York-Dublin Portal Has Been Shut Down After Less Than 10 Days
For those unfamiliar: The New York–Dublin Portal is an interactive installation created by Lithuanian artist Benediktas Gylys, that gives New York City and Dublin visitors the ability to interact with each other using two 24-hour live streaming videoconferencing screens. It took less than 10 days to get this one shut down. Apparently some people have Continue reading
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Steve Buscemi Punched in the Face in NY
Look, I get it. But you can’t. You just can’t. You can’t go around punching people for no reason. You need a reason to punch someone… like they don’t agree with your long winded political Facebook posts. Maybe they commented “beautiful” on your girlfriend’s Instagram. Or maybe they said something bad about your favorite sports Continue reading
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