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Holy Smokes, The 2025 Papal Hunger Games Are Here
Ah, the papal conclave—a time-honored tradition where 135 crimson-clad cardinals gather in the Sistine Chapel to elect the next supreme ruler of the church. It’s like Survivor: Vatican Edition, but with worse smells, cuter sandals, and way more gay dudes. As the College of Cardinals prepares to cast their votes on scrolls, let’s meet the Continue reading
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In Honor of Finding Frank Sinatra’s Concert Rider Online, I’ve Decided to Make My Own
I was perusing Facebook this morning when I stumbled across Ol Blue Eyes concert rider and it made me think, I should make my own rider to give to all my friends. This way when I’m invited over I’ll no longer be disappointed in the items my friends provide for my entertainment. Frankie starts off Continue reading
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AJ Brown reads Inner Excellence on the sidelines, but these (better) celebrities read my book, 86’ed
In honor of AJ Brown brown reading Jim Murphy’s Inner Excellence on the sideline during a game and making his book sell like hotcakes, I thought I would share all the times celebrities have been seen reading my book in public. Now this isn’t me bragging, although it really does seem like it, I can Continue reading
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New Years Resolutions 101 with The ScotchSquatch
Let’s start off with some pleasantries: Happy New Year, folks. I keep seeing across social media that people are over or done with New Year’s resolutions. I assume this is because every year, you pick hard resolutions, like losing 50 pounds or quitting smoking cigarettes. I’ve been there before too. You start the year off Continue reading
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I’m Going to Float Across The Bay This Summer
That’s right, ya boy is goin’ floatin’. My first thought was to swim it. But that seems like something I would have to practice for. And I’m not much of a practice guy. I’m more of a doin’ it kind of guy. Before you doubt me, I’m a seasoned Bay Bae I have easily ten Continue reading
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