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Wanted: The Rat That Added Six Weeks To Winter [disclaimer: there is a gif in here you might find upsetting. don’t let that stop you from clicking though, I’m ok with a mean email or three]
![Wanted: The Rat That Added Six Weeks To Winter [disclaimer: there is a gif in here you might find upsetting. don’t let that stop you from clicking though, I’m ok with a mean email or three]](https://thescotchsquatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/02/winter-rat-squatch.png?w=1024)
I don’t know about you, but I’m devastated this little weasel thing saw it’s shadow. I’d hate to advocate violence in any fashion, but if ever a rat has deserved to be smushed or thrown up against a wall real hard, it’s now. As most of you have heard by now, the creature known as Continue reading
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The Three Wisemen of The Giants QB Room
It’s been a while since I’ve written about sports, so excuse me while I shake the cobwebs off a bit. I spent the last week or so excited about the signing of Jameis Winston. Not because I think he’ll make the team better, but because I think he’s one of the funniest players in the Continue reading
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In Honor of Finding Frank Sinatra’s Concert Rider Online, I’ve Decided to Make My Own
I was perusing Facebook this morning when I stumbled across Ol Blue Eyes concert rider and it made me think, I should make my own rider to give to all my friends. This way when I’m invited over I’ll no longer be disappointed in the items my friends provide for my entertainment. Frankie starts off Continue reading
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AJ Brown reads Inner Excellence on the sidelines, but these (better) celebrities read my book, 86’ed
In honor of AJ Brown brown reading Jim Murphy’s Inner Excellence on the sideline during a game and making his book sell like hotcakes, I thought I would share all the times celebrities have been seen reading my book in public. Now this isn’t me bragging, although it really does seem like it, I can Continue reading
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New Years Resolutions 101 with The ScotchSquatch
Let’s start off with some pleasantries: Happy New Year, folks. I keep seeing across social media that people are over or done with New Year’s resolutions. I assume this is because every year, you pick hard resolutions, like losing 50 pounds or quitting smoking cigarettes. I’ve been there before too. You start the year off Continue reading
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Guy drinks piss and tries to blame his Grubhub driver
If you think about it, it’s a tale as old as time. People have been pissing since back when Jesus was curing leopards back in Nazareth. And now we’re gonna crucify this guy for accidentally mixing up his Chic Fil A piss cup with a customer’s Chic Fil A milkshake cup? Is there anything you Continue reading
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