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The Daily Shot: Folks, there’s a lot of idiots out there
I used to try and write something a few times a week, and I called it the daily shot- I think I’m going to bring it back. At least until I get too busy or I forget. Neither of which you can blame me for. Blame someone else. I was at the ATM depositing some Continue reading
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The New York-Dublin Portal Has Been Shut Down After Less Than 10 Days
For those unfamiliar: The New York–Dublin Portal is an interactive installation created by Lithuanian artist Benediktas Gylys, that gives New York City and Dublin visitors the ability to interact with each other using two 24-hour live streaming videoconferencing screens. It took less than 10 days to get this one shut down. Apparently some people have Continue reading
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Steve Buscemi Punched in the Face in NY
Look, I get it. But you can’t. You just can’t. You can’t go around punching people for no reason. You need a reason to punch someone… like they don’t agree with your long winded political Facebook posts. Maybe they commented “beautiful” on your girlfriend’s Instagram. Or maybe they said something bad about your favorite sports Continue reading
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I’m Going to Float Across The Bay This Summer
That’s right, ya boy is goin’ floatin’. My first thought was to swim it. But that seems like something I would have to practice for. And I’m not much of a practice guy. I’m more of a doin’ it kind of guy. Before you doubt me, I’m a seasoned Bay Bae I have easily ten Continue reading
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The Scotchsquatch Snow Advisory For This Weekend: Threat Level Urgent
I have seen maybe 250 different snow maps for this weekends snowstorm, all very different. So as an expert in literally everything I decided to throw my hat in the ring. After studying the clouds, the sun, the moons (both ours and others) taking dirt samples, checking horoscopes, asking Jeeves, praying on it, and checking Continue reading
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Taylor Swift Beat Me Out as Time’s Person of The Year
I’ll be honest, this one hurt pretty bad. It’s hard for me to not picture myself on that cover… Although, I would have dressed up a little nicer. I wouldn’t have worn a bathing suit or whatever the fuck that thing is. Anyway. Let’s take a look at what Taylor accomplished compared to what I’ve Continue reading
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The ScotchSquatch Guide to Making Thanksgiving Memorable
Thanksgiving can be a high stress situation if you are hosting. Trying to time like 7 dishes you make once a year so they are all served hot sounds like a fucking nightmare. So if you’re hosting, I have no real advice for you, since I can’t imagine doing all of that drunk or stoned. Continue reading
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Guy drinks piss and tries to blame his Grubhub driver
If you think about it, it’s a tale as old as time. People have been pissing since back when Jesus was curing leopards back in Nazareth. And now we’re gonna crucify this guy for accidentally mixing up his Chic Fil A piss cup with a customer’s Chic Fil A milkshake cup? Is there anything you Continue reading
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Well I did it, I pulled off another classic prank!
It’s been a while since I tried to sign anyone up for the marines or sell someone’s car and I’ll be honest, my heart was feeling a little empty. Luckily I had the perfect target. My roommate was leaving for a business trip to Washington STATE. Now I couldn’t do my usual prank where I Continue reading
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Ignacio Anaya: The Inventor of Nachos: An International Hero
I’ve blogged about a lot of “heroes” in the past. The dork that landed the plane in the Hudson, Joey Chestnut, the blind chick who wanted to fly across the country– but none have been as important to me as this guy: My sweet prince, Ignacio. So one day a bunch of military wives came Continue reading
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