ScotchSquatch

I haven’t written a sports blog, or any blog for that matter in quite a while, so I’m sure I’m going to catch a lot of shit for the first one back being a Mets one, but whatever, it’s the price to pay for doing the Lords work.

As someone who spends most of the baseball season being called a loser and being relentlessly mocked by Phillies fans, this was a very good week.

I’ve had to watch all some of my loud-mouthed Philly friends posting stupid “It’s RED OCTOBER” memes for the last week plus. I’ve also had to hear countless times how the Phillies were going to roll through The Mets with ease. And I’ll be honest, I thought it would be a tough series. Little did I know, the Phillies were a bunch of piss-faced losers. I don’t know how a team with just shy of 100 wins could be such a bag of shit in the playoffs, but here we are.

But that isn’t what this is about.

It’s not about making fun of a team with zero plate discipline and whose bullpen got mowed down like a lawn.

This is about a team that got absolutely red hot after being blessed by the presence of a McDonalds character and the Hawk Tuah girl. Now if that doesn’t make this team a team of destiny, I don’t know what will.

And to think, this was a season that started off with five straight loses and a WWII veteran named Seymour Weiners promoting a dollar dog night.

Anyway, fuck the Dodgers.