ScotchSquatch

It’s been a while since I tried to sign anyone up for the marines or sell someone’s car and I’ll be honest, my heart was feeling a little empty.

Luckily I had the perfect target.

My roommate was leaving for a business trip to Washington STATE. Now I couldn’t do my usual prank where I call the hotel they’re in and send their room towels a dozen or so times because none of my friends will tell me where they are staying or what their room number is anymore. Which is fair, I earned that.

So I had to take a different approach. Here, take a look.

Now the prank isn’t me asking what time it is there, everyone knows I’m fascinated with time zones. If you know anything about American history you know that Washington state didn’t exist in 1805 and that is actually a fact about Washington DC. LOL right! So I wanted to see how many facts about Washington DC I could lead him to believe are about Washington State.

Day two went off without a hitch. By now my confidence was growing.

This is where it gets juicy. Everyone knows the Nacotchtank lived near the Potomac! By this point, I was really fucking getting him.

Unfortunately he didn’t answer my Thursday night time check and Friday was his last day here, so it was time to drop the prank load on his face.

He didn’t even question it, so I decided it was time to out myself as a prankster and let him in on it.

Another classic prank that went off almost without a hitch. Not only did I get another notch in my prank belt, but I also learned that the time difference between here and Washington State is around three hours to three and a half hours depending on the day.

Another great day for the Squatch.