ScotchSquatch

My old buddy Kev came to town this weekend and I promised him I’d write a little blog about all the fun stuff we did.

Kev actually came a day early, even though I told him I had a ton of work to do. As a small business owner, the job never sleeps. So when he showed up at my house a day early I told him to hit the beach or maybe go see the Barbie movie he wouldn’t stop talking about. But he said he also had some work to do, so he posted up in my office for the first day while I worked.

I tried my hardest to work, but after hearing him play Candy Crush for four hours, I had to call it a day. I decided I’d take Kev to my favorite brewery, for a couple of cold ones.

We stayed and had a couple brewskis, took some pictures with some people. My man Kev never turns down a picture. He will literally stop whatever he is doing to take a picture with you, so never be afraid to ask. He loves it. That’s just the kind of salt of the earth person he is. Even if he’s eating with his family. Just walk up and make yourself comfortable- if there is an empty seat join him. Eat off his plate too, he really doesn’t care.

Next Kevo and I stopped at one of my favorite restaurant/bars for a few nightcaps. I had a few scotches and he had his usual diet Coke and gin- he calls them Thin Gins. He always tries to order them by that name and I have to remind him that he made that name up and no one has any clue what a Thin Gin is. If you ever see him out, buy him one of those, it’s his absolute favorite drink. Don’t be afraid to try a sip of his first though to make sure you like it.

After that I invited him out with a bunch of my friends to grab dinner. One of my friends accidentally called him Nick, so she got banished to another table. Kev eventually felt bad for screaming at her in front of everyone, and he was kind enough to still let her take this picture with him.

I can’t say enough about my time with Kev except that while he is a great person, he is one of the worst houses guests I’ve ever had. I don’t think the guy knows how to flush a toilet.