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Opening Unclaimed Mail in PF Changs

It’s been a while, but I’m back inside a PF Changs opening unclaimed mail with a samurai sword. In an unrelated note, can someone iron my green screen for me?

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Facebooks Best of The Best: Part 1

[COUGH COUGH] Ahem, back in my day, Facebook was for tagging your friends in pictures of them ripping beer bongs and making out at parties. Now, as I’ve officially entered the middle of my 30’s, my news feed is mostly … Continue reading

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I will remember you, will you remember me? Don’t let your life pass you by. Weep not for the memories Well, this is probably the worst thing to happen in the past four years. My favorite childhood snack has been … Continue reading

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Why I’m OK With Gas Prices Going Up

Listen, I wish rising gas prices didn’t make me so horny, but they do. It’s a shitty reality we have to accept. Like having bad knees as an adult or people pretending to like when Ellen Degeneres dances. I am … Continue reading

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Opening Unclaimed Mail Episode 3: Live From Friendlys

In this weeks episode I learned how green screen needs to be ironed properly before you use it. Also that it’s hard to edit videos after half a bottle of scotch. Anyway, this weeks haul was pretty solid. Also, I … Continue reading

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Buying Un-Claimed Mail Part 2

We are coming at you folks live this week from Buffalo Wild Wings. Shout out to my man Corey, the GM of Buffalo Wild Wings for letting us set up shop inside there this afternoon. Thank you for the pot … Continue reading

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Buying Unclaimed Mail: Part One

On January 26th 2022 my life changed in the best way imaginable. No, I didn’t meet my soulmate, I think she’s still with Machine Gun Kelly. But I did discover that you can buy unclaimed mail. And that brings us … Continue reading

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Squatch School- NFTs

I’ve noticed the past few months that there are just an absolute fuck ton of morons out there. So, as everyone’s resident ‘smartest person in the room’, I’m here to teach you wonderful folks a few things. And what better … Continue reading

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My Open Letter To People Who Constantly Leave Long Reviews For Restaurants

Let’s just for one second think about how preposterous it is that people who aren’t professional food writers take time out of their day to not get paid to write two thousand words about a restaurant on Facebook. While we’re … Continue reading

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The Great Taco Bell Take Down

Listen. No one loves Taco Bell more than I do. It’s been the only real constant in my life thus far, and at one point, I would have done anything for Taco Bell. I’ve even gone as far as to … Continue reading

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